Don't Talk Before Coffee Hoodie - Funny Coffee Lover Pullover

Soft, roomy, and unapologetically caffeinated — this hoodie speaks for the person who needs their first cup before conversation. The clean, bold front print reads “DON’T TALK BEFORE COFFEE” with a small steaming-cup accent, keeping the message clear and a little cheeky. Built from a sturdy 50/50 cotton-poly blend with a double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord, it feels warm on cool mornings and holds up wash after wash. The kangaroo pouch keeps hands cozy between sips. Wear it on slow weekend mornings, commute days when the coffee line is nonnegotiable, or at casual meetups where headspace comes before small talk.

Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric — cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular, no side seams for a clean look and less fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and tear-away label
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience
- DTF/DTG-printed graphics with optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed